Mochi

New Car Smell

Driving down the M1 the other day, we got talking about the possibility of getting a new car. At one point, I said: "Well, I doubt we'll ever own a brand new car." My wife was taken aback by this. Turns out that whilst I don't know anyone who has ever bought a brand new car, her whole family do this.

Have you ever bought a brand new car?

Yes
11(42.3%)
No
15(57.7%)

Do you view buying a brand new car as a typical activity?

Yes
4(15.4%)
No
22(84.6%)
Mochi

"My veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. Coffee just wasn't strong

Pick one:

Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
9(42.9%)
Coffee and a roll
5(23.8%)
Hash browns, over easy
2(9.5%)
Chilli in a bowl
5(23.8%)

What kind of pies?

Meat
12(57.1%)
Sweet
7(33.3%)
Summat else
1(4.8%)
Pies? Do you think I'm some sort of commoner?
1(4.8%)