The Question Obama Ducked
Which would you rather fight?
100 duck-sized horses
11(68.8%)
1 horse-sized duck
5(31.2%)
Old Kent Road
Which piece would you vote off the island?
Battleship
1(8.3%)
Boot
0(0.0%)
Car
0(0.0%)
Hat
0(0.0%)
Iron
5(41.7%)
Scottie dog
3(25.0%)
Thimble
1(8.3%)
Wheelbarrow
2(16.7%)
Keith
Pick one:
Orville
9(69.2%)
Cuddles
4(30.8%)
New Car Smell
Driving down the M1 the other day, we got talking about the possibility of getting a new car. At one point, I said: "Well, I doubt we'll ever own a brand new car." My wife was taken aback by this. Turns out that whilst I don't know anyone who has ever bought a brand new car, her whole family do this.
Have you ever bought a brand new car?
Yes
11(42.3%)
No
15(57.7%)
Do you view buying a brand new car as a typical activity?
Yes
4(15.4%)
No
22(84.6%)
"My veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. Coffee just wasn't strong
Pick one:
Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
9(42.9%)
Coffee and a roll
5(23.8%)
Hash browns, over easy
2(9.5%)
Chilli in a bowl
5(23.8%)
What kind of pies?
Meat
12(57.1%)
Sweet
7(33.3%)
Summat else
1(4.8%)
Pies? Do you think I'm some sort of commoner?
1(4.8%)
Moxtons
Pick one:
Chips
12(44.4%)
Lobster
3(11.1%)
Salad
3(11.1%)
Pickles
5(18.5%)
Cheesecake
4(14.8%)
Who Gon Stop Me
Pick one:
Pablo Picasso
8(53.3%)
Rothko
5(33.3%)
Rilke
2(13.3%)
Roasting Giant Rudders
Just The Two Of Us
Irene is pronounced:
I-reen
32(88.9%)
I-ree-nee
4(11.1%)
