I would like to stress the only reason I've been to Nando's is because I dated Andrew for 3 years.

I have been on two trains which stopped in Southampton, so i have said yes. This was during Ian's wedding.

My workplace collectively goes to Nando's every wednesday. It's acceptable food; it makes a change from wonton soup or a baked potato. I really don't get the people who actually like it, and go there in preference to somewhere else.

I would knob Kate Middleton into next week.

I thought his wedding was in Oxford. How did you manage that?