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Oprah In More Cred Than Clarke Judges Shock

Exhibit A:

I'm going to do my best to cover all of them, except for the Arthur C. Clarkes, and I'll tell you why. As many probably know, Cormac McCarthy's The Road and Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day have been ruled ineligible because the UK publishers wouldn't provide the judges with free review copies. So in my eyes, the ACC's have lost their credibility this year, and I would encourage those interested to boycott the awards.
Exhibit B:
Don't expect a lot of sunshine in Oprah Winfrey's latest book club pick. Publishing's leading hit-maker has chosen Cormac McCarthy's The Road, a bleak, apocalyptic novel by an author who rarely talks to the media.
I don't know how one might boycott the Clarke Award but I'm going to try!

Comments

Does this mean you won't speak to me till May 2nd?

Maybe I wont be allowed to talk to you on the 2nd? How are you with sign language?

If you'd like to conduct the judging meeting through the medium of interpretive dance, be my guest. :)

Which would probably end up with Harry Potter 7 as the choice.

... but we all know that will win next year don't we?

Blog about how you're not going to blog about it any more, and then periodically remind people that you're not blogging about it through the medium of blogging.

Bonus award snark: Why I love Kevin Standlee. Does the man not get bored?

A campaign of macros featuring the judges?

Surely macros are an expression of snark-filled love for the judges in all their wrongheadedness.

I hope the Chair of Judges is included in this?

And the 'real' story behind this is..... . . ... [lost]

Typo there. Surely you mean ..... . . . ..... ?

Ah, yes sorry that does give it rather a different interpretation.

Was that pesky MLA style again? Or were they ... .?

Style? Clarke Judges? Surly not?

What the chair of judges wants, the chair of judges shall have!

(The real story is that I made a lovely macro of a certain Clarke judge, and now the rest of them want macros too.)

Wow! So can you blame them?

You mean like this?

OMGZ UR GENIUS!!

Pure laugh-out-loud genius!

OMG totally a new level of awesome!

*dies laughing*

SO worth the wait!

Remind me to get pictures of you at some point. And, y'know, plot hideous revenge.

Worth looking at the comments [info]swisstone makes here

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